Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...