Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...