Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...