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1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
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Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
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Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...