Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...