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Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...