A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Please show the I.D.
|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with...