Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...