Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...