Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.