One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...