Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Sodom village gone
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...