If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.