Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!