Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Evaluating this painting
|A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...