Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...