If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!