These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...