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OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
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Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...