Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...