Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...