The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t I need you to whip...