Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...