The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...