Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...