Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...