Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...