If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....