Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...