Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.