More Brain Cells Than A Cow
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Police chief hates you
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Bad luck finding a place to hide
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How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...