1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Courtroom ding-dongs!
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Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...