Converting to metric
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A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
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Why do men die first
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Got to glow now!
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My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....