How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...