I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...