Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...