Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...