Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”