Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...