Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...