Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
100 Buckets of Bits
|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.