M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...