Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...