My wife is beating me
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What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
User song and music
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Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...