How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...