Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech…1. She doesn’t need to talk to...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...