What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
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Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
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Return what is stolen
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How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
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The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!