I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...