A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...