The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...