grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...