60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...