How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...